Reward the accomplices.
Hit the target, closed the quarter or survived another restructure? Bring the whole team in on it.
FILE 03 · CORPORATE EVENTS
Corporate
Misconduct.
The only misconduct HR will sign off on.
Fresh strawberries and Belgian chocolate for team wins, client functions and office celebrations. We set up, serve and disappear before anyone asks for minutes.
Send the evidence
WHAT'S ON THE AGENDA?
Choose your offence.
Sweeten the deal.
Launches, open days and client functions with a dessert people actually remember — and photograph.
Break room, broken rules.
Year-end functions, wellness days, team-building or Friday just because.
OUR CUPS · THE LINE-UP
Two prime suspects.
Two cups. Countless witnesses. Order one for the team, or bring both in for questioning — sized for a quick stand-up or the whole year-end function.
EXHIBIT A · THE CLASSIC
Original Sin
Fresh strawberries buried under Belgian milk couverture chocolate. Simple, devastatingly effective — and the reason nobody makes it back to their desk on time.
250 ml · Misdemeanour | 500 ml · Felony
EXHIBIT B · THINGS ESCALATED
Dubai Did It
Fresh strawberries, Belgian milk couverture chocolate, pistachio-kataifi filling and crushed pistachios. Crunchy, nutty, outrageous — the one your clients photograph before the first bite.
250 ml · Misdemeanour | 500 ml · Felony
Book the suspects
Mix and match · Quote within 24 hours
How it works · Three steps to misconduct
Step 01
File the report
Date, headcount and venue. Rough details are fine.
Step 02
Case review
Within 24 hours we reply with options and a quote. Company invoices available.
Step 03
Misconduct delivered
We arrive, set up, serve and leave no evidence — apart from happy colleagues.
CORPORATE EVENT ENQUIRY
Send the evidence.
Tell us what you're planning — rough details are fine. We'll come back within 24 hours with options and a quote.
Confidential
Evidence received. The case is under review — expect a reply within 24 hours with options and a quote.
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Pia, head of misconduct, says:
Psst… nobody reads the minutes. Everyone remembers dessert.